Did your mind explode yet, are you scrolling down to see if I turned the dress into a tank top to wear with baggy jeans? (which..now that I think of it, would be a really cool idea). Summer is the only season I feel like a woman...like a real girl guys! I hope my mom reads my blog cause she'd be happy to see my transition of teenage angst to basically just dressing like a girl.
Sometimes before I meet her she'll text me asking if I'll wearing "something nice". God forbid I show up in a baseball hat and cut off's. She takes it as a personal attack, thinking I went out of my way to "look bad" My favorite is when she says this in a sad voice as if she's about to break out in tears.
" Did you do this on purpose, Are you dressing like this to hurt me ?"
Yes mother... because I never want to get married. It's quite possibly the funniest thing ever. Oh mom, I love you.
